I just get all my fur bathed in my wonderful cat breath, then Angel comes along and kisses my ears with this Jolly Rancher Cherry flavored lip balm on her lips. 

Ugh – then I smell like cherries.

And after I spent upwards of 20  mintues getting my fur and smell JUST the way I like it.

She always says I smell so pretty, but I say I smell like a fruitcake. 

Real cats don’t like all that frippery and junk.

Cats Rule – and they’d rather rule with just plain old cat breath and not cherries!